A Tiger Woods/LeBron James Nike commercial crossover.
is the fear of long words. Now, that’s just mean.
Damn Nature...you ugly! →
How to get laid.
Lay on bed. Wait 2 hours. Lay becomes past tense.
When do you use who/whom or whoever/whomever? →
This is here to help.
I need to get like this guy
mylifeisaverage: Today at work I was setting up a display in the store front window. As one of my colleagues walked by coming into work I waved at her, the man standing across the street assumed I was waving at him and waved back with a very confused look. He later came into the store and asked me out on a date. MLIA.
Kobe on the Miami Heat
Reporter: Kobe, you famously find motivation in different things, anything, to get you through the season, and the playoffs, right? Do you find some motivation in the existence of the Miami Heat?
Kobe: No. I don't need it.
You either die a hero, or live long enough to...
fmylife: Today, I passed a car, and heard a baby crying in the back seat. It was hot and no one was around. All the doors were locked so I broke it with a rock, cutting my arm and setting the alarm off. Only to find out that it was a realistic baby doll. I have to get 7 stitches and pay for the window. FML
I wonder whether or not this was a dude or not...
fmylife: Today, I returned a friends jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML
Top 50 Chuck Norris FACTS →
Because they will never get old. Just like Chuck Norris.
Worst Boyfriend of the Year goes to...
fmylife: Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML
Listverse: Top 10 Common Medical Myths →
listverse: 10 Sugar Hyperactivity The Myth: Sugar makes kids hyperactive Dr. Vreeman and Dr. Carroll, both pediatricians at the Riley Hospital for Children recently said: “in at least 12 double-blinded, randomized, controlled trials, scientists have examined how children react to diets…