Chidi Agu: Sounding Off
So I decided to write a few (many) words in response to some personal experiences, retold stories from others, and threw in just some general advice. But enough of all this jibber-jabber! 1, 2, 3, 4, let’s go! If it weren’t for Facebook, I would probably forget my own birthday. People who always answer questions with another question deserved to be slapped. I asked you a question...
What Almost Makes Me Want to Join Twitter.
http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays http://twitter.com/God_Damn_Batman http://twitter.com/lebronselbow
At Taco Bell
Yonas: Hey, stop eating my sandwich!
Billy: It's not a sandwich...it's a tortada.
Basketball: My First Love
When I say love the game, I don’t mean I love it in like a weird sexual attraction way. The sight of big, orange, bouncy balls do not get me all hot and heavy and the prospect of stepping onto a hardwood floor does not give me hard wood. Some people might say it’s impossible to “love” something intangible like a game. I cannot hug Basketball nor can I point it out to you...
I’m laughing because crying would be sad.– Conan O’Brien
How you know you're good friends.
Me: Hey man, can I use your computer really quick?
Kevin: Sure, just don't go looking through any of my shemale donkey porn.
Me: I personally prefer lesbian donkey porn, but hey. I'm not here to judge.