Day 4— Your Dreams
To my sweet dreams and my beautiful nightmares, You’ve been good to me these last 19 years (has it been that long already? Yes. [I never understand why people say that. Of course it’s been that long!]). Anyway. I’ve gotta say, we’ve have some wild times. You were a beast that couldn’t be tamed in my early years; those nightmares about being covered by millions of...
Day 3— A movie character
Dear Mr. Bond; Mr… James Bond, You are the definition of awesome. So much so that your picture should be there right next to awesome in the dictionary. But thing is, it would be really crowded since you’ve been played by like six different people. Honestly, did you think you could just do that and nobody would notice? It’s like you’re schizophrenic and all of your...
Day 2— The meaning behind your Tumblr name
I got the idea for my Tumblr name from this story we read/watched in my 12th-grade English class named The Importance of Being Earnest. It’s a humorous, satirical story about this fellow who goes by two names and…screw this I’m just going to use Wikipedia: Algernon Moncrieff, an aristocratic young Londoner, is visited by his best friend, whom he knows as Ernest Worthing....
My Heterogeneous 30 Day Challenge
When you’re Chidi Agu, you refuse to play by the rules. Unless, like, the repercussions for breaking the rules would be really bad. Because then it would be better to just play by the rules. I don’t want to have to suffer and stuff, you know. But anyway, I made my own 30 Day Challenge by plagiarizing the work of others. I hope you enjoy it and I promise to make it super entertaining....
Bill O'Reilly: I have here that you dislike and are afraid of bears and owls. Is that true?
Stephen Colbert: Hmm, I'm afraid of bears. I think owls are a waste of time.
Were you guys drunk when you wrote these picture titles? Hell, I’m drunk...– Random Internet Hero
My Panda Express Fortune Cookie
“Good things are being said about you.” In bed. Nice.
Because it's 5 a.m.
Hi, my name is: hey, Hey, HEY! I see what you’re trying to do, you sly bastard. You STILL don’t know how to say my name. Dude, I’ve known you forever…that’s just sad. Never in my life have I been: in love. The one person who can drive me nuts is: my archenemy: Monsieur Mal. When I’m nervous: my heart enters the Daytona 500. And wins. The last song I listened to was:...
Why the Simpsons is one of my favorite shows of... →
Constant negativity is the lazy man’s intellect.– Carrie Seim