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Day 16— A HEARTFELT letter to some food
Dear Bacon, Oh, how I love you. Let me count the ways: 1) You’re aroma is absolutely intoxicating. When I walk into a room, I know it’s you right away. 2) You’re full of fat and I love that. Other people may judge us, but I’m not afraid to say I love you just the way you are. 3) When we kiss, I’m sent adrift on memory bliss. Our embrace is always so hot and...
Day 15— Your parents
Dear Mom and Dad, I love you. Plain and simple like a homely girl in the 1960s. I consider myself unbelievably lucky to have been blessed with such great nurturers, teachers, and examples of how I should lead my life. You’ve instilled in me lessons and morals that I will take on with me for the rest of my life. I’m usually pretty good with words, but it’s extremely difficult...
The statement: “It’s my life, I’ll do with it what I want!” is almost never followed by a good life decision.
Day 14— Your crush
I’m back at it! I haven’t done this 30-day challenge thing in a couple weeks so I probably should explain myself to nobody. Summer’s almost over and I figure I should finish this up before I head back to school and truth is, I really didn’t know how I wanted to approach writing this one in particular because I hadn’t decided whether or not to be serious or make a big...
I really don’t care about my global brand or anything like that. I just want to...– Blog fave, Kevin Durant (via nbaoffseason) This is why he should be the face of the NBA for years to come.
The Greatest Thing You've Seen In A Long Time. →
I tried calling Isaiah Mustafa and it went...
Day 12— Your favorite quote.
I don’t want to just pick one, so I’ll give you three for the price of free! “ I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.” —Bill Cosby “If the rain stops and everything’s dry, she would cry just so I could drink the tears from her eyes” —Lupe Fiasco, from The Coolest “Logic will get you from...
Day 11— Your Favorite Super Hero
Dear Captain Falcon, How can I categorize such raw greatness? You, the manliest of men, have no rival. Chuck Norris was born from a botched cloning attempt from the DNA from your toenail. When others say no, you say “YESZ!!” Your Falcon Kick leaves a trail of fire too hot to touch and sends treacherous foes flying, fearing for their lives and hoping the fabric of the very universe...
Tom Murphy 40 years ago said to me one day: never forget Warren, you can tell a...– Warren Buffet. Although I guess it’s really Tom Murphy’s quote. But then he repeated it so, whatever. It’s still good advice.
Day 10— Whatever tickles your fancy
A conversation I wish to one day have...
*two gentlemen accidentally walk into one another*
Fellow #1: Oops, I do apologize for that, my dear sir!
Fellow #2: No problem, handsome fellow! It was my fault! Carry on and you have yourself a marvelous day!
Fellow #1: Righty-o! Hat-tip to your magnificence! May a squadron of beautiful vaginas find their way to your crotch by day's end.
MMM that’s good parody.
Day 8— Someone you don’t talk to as much as you...
I’m a bit behind on this whole thing so I’m just gonna bang this one out so it’s going to be short…That’s what she said? Anyway: Bonjour, You are someone who I do not talk to as much as I would like to. However, fret not my noble scholar for we shall soon be back in the glorious [relatively clean] (lecture) halls of Hogwarts [Pitt] and I would expect we would...
Day 7— A giant space robot
Dear Mr. Giant Space Robot, I distinctly remember when we first met and you woke me up. I had fallen asleep beneath the flowers for a couple of hours on a beautiful day. You know, I still dream of you amid the flowers usually for a couple of hours…man, it was just such a beautiful day! Remember those times that I would spy from behind your giant robot eyes? I always tried to keep you...
Day 6— One of your body parts
Hey there you. So I’m sitting here staring at you right now and all I can think is: how glad I am that I have you. I don’t know what I would ever do if I lost you. I’d be a broken man. We’ve been through so much and you’re such an important part of who I am. Whether or not you realize it, you have brought me such great joy. You’ve allowed me to do things I...