Skywriter dies attempting cursive letter ‘Q’– The Onion
I’ve forgotten better shit than you’ve ever thought of.– Kanye West in “Diamonds Are Forever”
You may be right; you may have a point — maybe Republicans are lying about...– JON STEWART, calling out Rep. Steve Cohen (D - Tennessee) for his likening of Republicans to Nazis over their efforts to repeal the healthcare reform law, on The Colbert Report. Fuck anyone who compares anything but Nazis to Nazis. (via inothernews)
Did a 4-page essay in 90 minutes.
My productivity quota for the week has been fulfilled.
How to not get in trouble for not doing homework
fucknmonstaa: Student: Should I get in trouble for something I didn’t do? Teacher: No…Why? Student: Good, Because I didnt do my homework